What if a 58-year-old woman drank like Johnny Depp?

The Johnny Depp-Amber Heard trial has riveted the public’s attention. And why not? It’s a slugfest between attractive, famous people who’ve revealed the most intimate parts of their lives, juxtaposing the ugly and the glamorous—drunken arguments on private planes to private islands. It’s like if a 17th century peasant got to watch dinner time in Versail…