KTTV—A night of bowling at Pins and Pints in Richards, Missouri, almost ended in tragedy when an off-duty officer picked up a bowling ball with traces of fentanyl in the finger holes. Sergeant Randy McCade loves to bowl. “It’s a way to unwind, you know?” he tells KTTV/Substance from the emergency room of St. Anthonius Hospital in Richards.
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