Conservative influencer Michelle Tandler, oddly, blocked me on social media after I dubbed her The Meth Poop lady. Substance is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. Snowflake.
Worth noting that Brevik is absolutely not getting out after 20 years. Norway has some sort of procedural override to keep custody going for clearly ongoing threatening inmates. He’s already been parole-eligible and the judge said “fuck no” and remanded him into protective custody I imagine indefinitely.
Absolutely, particularly given that Norwegian prisons aren’t punitive hellholes but rather nicer than the apartments/trailers/Wal*Mart parking lot vans like 1/5th of Americans live in.
You fail to mention the funniest part of meth-poop-lady's comment. It was one in a long thread of tweets that was spurred on by watching a guy dancing on a hill in her neighborhood, and she felt threatened.
Also, I might have to call 911 to get help for that refrigerated jug. It'd weird, but doesn't the faceless jug nevertheless look scared to death, like Tandler is keeping its kids in the basement?
Worth noting that Brevik is absolutely not getting out after 20 years. Norway has some sort of procedural override to keep custody going for clearly ongoing threatening inmates. He’s already been parole-eligible and the judge said “fuck no” and remanded him into protective custody I imagine indefinitely.
Ah OK. I didn't know that. Still-- doesn't it seems like a better culture is like, "Anyone can change?"
Absolutely, particularly given that Norwegian prisons aren’t punitive hellholes but rather nicer than the apartments/trailers/Wal*Mart parking lot vans like 1/5th of Americans live in.
I mean, we don't have prisons or jails. We have torture factories.
You fail to mention the funniest part of meth-poop-lady's comment. It was one in a long thread of tweets that was spurred on by watching a guy dancing on a hill in her neighborhood, and she felt threatened.
LOL NOOOOOO. Meredith failed me. She just sent a screen shot of the death penalty thing! Did the terrifying hill dancing occur in SF or NYC?
SF, I think
https://imgur.com/a/hHIWJ54
In case you have a burner account, it's quite a journey: https://twitter.com/michelletandler/status/1645061141763358720
OMG STOP! I am going to lose subscribers if I exclusively spam readers with Meth Poop Lady content.
"Many days I park and walk past people dancing on the hill next to my home.
If you see a man in his 30s dancing erratically near your home, what do you do?"
I don't know Meth Poop Lady. Shoot him?
This bitch is some kind of performance artist. There's not way an adult person has, much less publicly airs, thoughts like this.
You may need an alternative substack dedicated to her.
Ok, last thing. Don't mean to spam, but I had the same performance artist inkling when I saw this: https://twitter.com/elaifresh/status/1645248101559709697
She's our generation's Andy Kaufman
The Tandler Times.
She is the Andy Kaufman we deserve.
Also, I might have to call 911 to get help for that refrigerated jug. It'd weird, but doesn't the faceless jug nevertheless look scared to death, like Tandler is keeping its kids in the basement?
Me reading that: OK, uh huh, uh huh, uh uh, WTF
Right? Performance artist.
ok but meth poop lady is the actual worst though. She just won't quit.